Cris Cross

Cris Cross is Celtic's quiet one, and quiet here does not mean small. It puts 25 shots up over 35 seconds with barely a bang anywhere in the run, which is not usually what 300 grams of pyro-powder buys you.

Twenty millimetre tubes are big for a cake at this end of the range, and you can see where that goes: the breaks sit around fifteen metres up, well clear of the fence line. Rated F2, a garden firework: keep spectators at least 8 metres back for safety.

If there is someone in the house who cannot be doing with the noise, this is the cake that keeps everyone happy.